Thursday, September 22, 2011

I've missed you...

I'm talking about my blog -NOT A MAN- just for your information. But I don't really feel a need to explain myself considering about 5 people read my blog.

I feel bad for neglecting my blog for so long. Oh the perils of college life! I've been researching and writing countless research papers. I'm amazed that a human being can subsist on black tea and grilled cheeses with ham. Now when I'm up at 2 o'clock in the morning, I'm most likely reading a textbook and taking notes instead of watching random videos on Youtube. Although I still watch a decent amount of Youtube.

I don't feel much like a loser anymore. Somehow paying a ridicilous $95 for a USED math textbook and talking about how Mary Shelley uses both Romantic and Gothic elements in Frankenstein has a strange effect on me. Or maybe that strange effect is the blood that's running through my caffeine system.
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Thursday, September 8, 2011

A Good Thing or A Bad Thing?

I was getting off the ferry the other week. As I passed the people waiting to get on the ferry, I made eye contact with an EXTREMELY attractive man. Normally I get pretty awkward around any somewhat decent looking man- but this time a miracle happened. We made some rather intense
contact. It's the first time in years that I've felt butterflies in my stomach. The EXTREMELY attractive man I checked out and thought naughty thoughts about. . . my ex boyfriend.

Was that a good thing or a bad thing I did?!

Now today I crossed the border into Crazy Town. I looked him up on Facebook. Upon looking at his profile picture, I can without a doubt confirm he IS NOT the same man from the ferry.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?!

I thought I was looking at my ex but ended up giving a complete stranger my best bedroom eyes. Is my memory really so bad I can't remember the face of a guy I dated? Now I'm debating looking at that missed connections page I keep hearing about. Or even worse- sending a nonchalant "hey I thought I saw you" message on Facebook.

Both are crazy.
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Sunday, September 4, 2011

Dear Unemployment,

I’m so delighted you’re gone I can hardly describe the feeling. You were like the annoying obnoxious friend that asks to sleep on your couch for a few days and ends up staying for months. You really overstayed your welcome Unemployment. I will not have fond memories of taking the bus to scour the city for jobs and feeling like a loser when I came home empty handed.

You left at the perfect time too. I was seriously considering my backup options of either participating in a clinical research study or becoming a stripper. I would prefer a Sugar Daddy, but my searching has proved unsuccessful.

In the meantime I will no longer have to subsist off of Ramen noodles :) And maybe, just maybe, I can have this mythical thing called a savings account.
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