Friday, August 26, 2011

Dear Unemployment,

You are something I am way too familar wth, like the sticky note in the bathroom tht reminds me I need to shave the back of my legs. I fill out repetitive applications and still you don't reply. Day after day I edit my resume and watch bad reruns of the Tyra Banks' Show. As you can tell, my sanity is frail. I'm not asking for much. Hand me a spatula, I'll flip burgers. I'm getting desperate here. I'm a Capricorn so you know I have a love of money! I do have a confession though. . . I'm considering participating in a medical research study. . . or becoming a stripper (which ever is the shorter drive). The money would...
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Happy Birthday!

Hello! Welcome to Lunacy and Best Wishes. I think this is probably the 3rd blog I've started. The previous blogspot disasters were of the fashion+beauty+lifestyle variety. It got pretty exhausting trying to compete with Cosmo and Glamour, and all the other countless girly blogs. There's only so many times a girl can read about next seasons trends. So hopefully 3rd time's a charm. I never thought (some of) my personal life could be entertaining, but with the Kardashian Klan, I think there is a chance for anyon...
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