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You Know You Lived/Grew Up In Washington State When:

You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Enumclaw and Issaquah.

You consider swimming an indoor sport.

Your lawn is mostly moss and you don't really care.

Your daily commute to work involves riding a ferry.

Honking your car is for absolute emergencies.

You're extremely picky about............... your coffee.

You know where the original Starbucks is, but never go there because of all the tourists.

You rarely wash your car because it's just going to get rained on tomorrow.

Northface’s are always in fashion.

You take a heavy coat and a hat with you for a day at the beach.

Half of your food is organic and you use reusable grocery bags.

You are a full supporter/Superfan of one of Seattle's sports teams, even though you know they aren't that good.

You play the "no you go" at four-way stops.

You can tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Korean and Thai food.

You know what a Dick's Deluxe is.

You won't go to Forks because of all the Twilight fans.

You will never forgive A-Rod.

You are a fan of all things green.

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World War Z

I’m pretty convinced that, hopefully not in my lifetime, the Zombie Apocalypse will happen. I’ve studied The Zombie Survival Guide to know how to survive. I’ve also read World War Z and know the devastating physical, emotional, and environmental effects of said war. (I also wrote a badass English essay about those effects as well!)

Without Max Brooks’ words of wisdom and common sense, I would be hopeless.

But anyways back to my random thought of the day. . .I live on a ground floor apartment, if Resident Evil: Real Life should occur, I would be a goner.

In every room of my apartment, with the exception of one bathroom, there is a window. How in the hell am I supposed to defend myself?! I can’t have zombies climbing down into my bedroom window while another swarm of the undead breaks through my sliding glass door in the living room. I could barricade myself in, but since zombies have unlimited stamina, it would only be a matter of time before the undead would feast upon my slightly alcoholic flesh.

In my studies of the Zombie Apocalypse, it is critical to have a plan b, and plan c, and et cetera. My newest plan is to keep watching the news keeping an ear out for the keywords like, “cannibalism” or anything, “highly contagious”. Hopefully I will have a head start and make my way to the nearest marina. From there I shall find a sailboat and prepare for the incoming war.

Is my planning for a ridiculous, hypothetical event absolutely crazy? Yes indeed it is. But it doesn’t hurt to be prepared.

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Hello my 5 blog readers. . .

It’s been a long time since I’ve written. I feel like I’ve been drowning in Business Statistics. Too much homework, too little time.


Other than that, not too much going on in my exciting life. I’m preparing for NaNoWriMo-National Novel Writing Month. I’ve written some badass English essays, but nothing compared to a 50,000+ word book in a 30 day time span. I will be stocking up on caffeine as I will not be sleeping much. I’m not complaining though, I can finally finish that book I’ve been meaning to write since high school and cross it off my bucket list.

Now in regards to my last post, I’m still having those confused hipster feelings. Although now I’m feeling the urge to purchase an X-box. That new Batman game is out now, I MUST HAVE IT! I have an undying love for Bruce Wayne, as demonstrated by my Batman tattoo. Yes, I really am that geeky. In fact, a friend and I have matching Batman tattoos. How awesome is that?!?!


Anyways, back to homework and figuring out what exactly I’m going to write this novel about.

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