I've missed you...

I'm talking about my blog -NOT A MAN- just for your information. But I don't really feel a need to explain myself considering about 5 people read my blog. I feel bad for neglecting my blog for so long. Oh the perils of college life! I've been researching and writing countless research papers. I'm amazed that a human being can subsist on black tea and grilled cheeses with ham. Now when I'm up at 2 o'clock in the morning, I'm most likely reading a textbook and taking notes instead of watching random videos on Youtube. Although I still watch a decent amount of Youtube. I don't feel much like a loser anymore. Somehow paying...

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A Good Thing or A Bad Thing?

I was getting off the ferry the other week. As I passed the people waiting to get on the ferry, I made eye contact with an EXTREMELY attractive man. Normally I get pretty awkward around any somewhat decent looking man- but this time a miracle happened. We made some rather intense contact. It's the first time in years that I've felt butterflies in my stomach. The EXTREMELY attractive man I checked out and thought naughty thoughts about. . . my ex boyfriend. Was that a good thing or a bad thing I did?! Now today I crossed the border into Crazy Town. I looked him up on Facebook. Upon looking at his profile picture, I can...

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Dear Unemployment,

I’m so delighted you’re gone I can hardly describe the feeling. You were like the annoying obnoxious friend that asks to sleep on your couch for a few days and ends up staying for months. You really overstayed your welcome Unemployment. I will not have fond memories of taking the bus to scour the city for jobs and feeling like a loser when I came home empty handed. You left at the perfect time too. I was seriously considering my backup options of either participating in a clinical research study or becoming a stripper. I would prefer a Sugar Daddy, but my searching has proved unsuccessful. In the meantime I will no longer...

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