Basically, I have been watching Jerry Springer, The Jeremy Kyle Show, The Bill Cunningham Show, that new Dr. Drew show, and basically all daytime television. I really feel like giving some advice. I’ve already given a try at breakup tips. (link) Now I’d like to give a try at other subjects. So if you want to either ask a question in the comment section or drop me an e-mail. (And don’t worry I won’t use your real name...
Monday, January 30, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Dear Random Bar Guys,
You’re an interesting bunch of people to say the least. I know it’s not fair to judge you because of a few bad apples, but for the sake of my letter and sanity, I will.
But really, you are an interesting bunch of people. I already had to write a PSA regarding your strange behavior, and now…well you’ve really hit an all-time low.
I’m not sure who taught you how to talk to women, but whoever did should be shot with a high caliber machine gun until they resemble Swiss cheese. Whatever happened to: “Hi. What’s your name? I’m...Nice to meet you!” Then followed by regular small talk. ?????????????? Only a fraction of you...
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
WTF Happened To This Blog?!
This is what happens when you watch too many makeover shows! As much as I love Vargas Girls, the pin-up theme was getting to be a little too muc...
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Hello Everyone
I hope all of you had an awesome drunk weekend like myself! I have an interestng story about my weekend that I'll post about soon.
Anyways, it has been brought to my attention that you couldn't comment on my beauty blog, Red Lipstick and Cheesecake, and I just want to let you know that it has been fixed. There are some other minor problems, that I'm also working on, but everything is up and running. So feel free to take a look, and let me know your thoughts and suggestion...
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Itty Bitty Titty Committe PSA
A random guy, at a random bar, told me (after I rejected him) that I should join said committee. From having an auntie that is a retired psychotherapist, I know that this guy was just upset about not getting my phone number, and therefore felt the need to insult me for the sake of his ego. But really?! What a lame, so called “insult”. If you’re going to insult someone, 1. have a really good reason to, and 2. try to be clever about it.
I am a proud member of this committee, Dammit! I always have been, and according to my strange family genetics, I will be for the next 20 years or so.
What really irks me is that this lagoon...
Friday, January 13, 2012
I Started A Beauty Blog!
Hello everyone! I just started a new vintage inspired blog called Red Lipstick and Cheesecake
There isn't much on it yet, but I invite you to take a look. If you have any suggestions feel free to send me an e-ma...
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Big Girl Panties
It’s already 12 days into the new year and I’ve yet to accomplish anything. Unless you consider memorizing “Bounce That Dick” by Jenna Marbles an accomplishment?! Yeah I didn’t think so either.
I think maybe I should give myself a break.
In the last few months I’ve metaphorically purchased a pair of Big Girl Panties. I’ve made the decision to make a fresh start in a new city where nobody knows my name. I’m also throwing caution to the wind and going to cosmetology school.
Now I have to go and actually put on those metaphorical Big Girl Panties, and that scares me. I’ll have to be. . .independent. I can’t rely on Daddy...
Friday, January 6, 2012
I Saw This On Facebook and Couldn't Resist :)
You Know You Lived/Grew Up In Washington State When:
You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Enumclaw and Issaquah.
You consider swimming an indoor sport.
Your lawn is mostly moss and you don't really care.
Your daily commute to work involves riding a ferry.
Honking your car is for absolute emergencies.
You're extremely picky about............... your coffee.
You know where the original Starbucks is, but never go there because of all the tourists.
You rarely wash your car because it's just going to get rained on tomorrow.
Northface’s are always in fashion.
You take a heavy coat and a hat with you for...
Monday, January 2, 2012
WANTED: A Good Drinking Buddy
Can you drink like a fish?
Can you drink like a fish without profusely vomiting? I understand it happens once in a great while, usually on a tequila bender, but I DO NOT want to be holding back your hair every time.
Have you ever drunk dialed your ex to tell them that you want them back recently? If you answered yes, you need not apply. If you have called your ex to tell them how much of a loser they are, well then that is perfectly okay.
Can you tell the difference between well and premium liquor?
Do you know it is NEVER okay to order a Mikes Hard Lemonade unless you are using it as a chaser to real alcohol or to maintain...
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