Tips for your 21st birthday (or the legal drinking age in your country), so you can have the best night you’ll hardly remember.
-If you’re wearing a dress, wear proper underwear. Yes thongs are cute, but pictures of your exposed lady parts on the internet while you are shitfaced, not so cute. Don’t pull a Britney, a Paris, or a Lindsay. . .please wear underpants!
-Don’t wear anything strapless. It just sounds like a “girls gone wild” accident waiting to happen.
- Whether you wear high heels, wedges, ballet flats, sandals, or whatever, those shoes better have an ankle strap. This way you’ll be less likely to lose them....
Monday, February 27, 2012
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Am I Ugly?
I’m taking a break from my drunken debauchery to talk about something disturbing. Apparently this "Am I Ugly?" thing is a huge craze on YouTube, and it just makes me really sad.
Have you ever read any YouTube comments? Even a video showing cute puppies has comments from the most negative people. It’s just sad that these young girls want to subject themselves to this. If YouTube was around when I was a preteen, I probably would’ve done the same thing. Thankfully I’ve gained a lot of self-confidence since then.
I’ve had people tell me I’m beautiful, I’ve had people tell me that I “need to get some work done” but...
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Blogging Burnout
If you couldn’t tell by my lack of posting, I’ve got a case of blogger burnout. I think it’s partly because I’ve been stressed out as of lately. And partly due to laziness-I won’t lie.
I promise though to get back into the groove of blogging and sharing my strange life with you al...
Friday, February 17, 2012
Another Answer to Your Question
Somehow I forgot to answer this question. Sorry!
“How do you deal with mean girls you have to see every day?” -Anonymous
Before I get into how to deal with mean girls, let me give you (and all of you ladies reading this) some background info.
Women are crazy; and hormones are only partially to blame. Women oftentimes hate each other for no legitimate reason.
When someone goes as far as to be a bully, they are taking the competition to a higher level. As common psychology knowledge would tell us, a bully is a result of someone with insecurities. Maybe they don’t like you because you have perfect hair/makeup/skin/figure....
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Finally, Some Answers to Your Questions...
“How can I become a better writer?” –Ro
The first thing to know is that you can’t be a writer if you don’t read. I’ll read anything that interests me whether it be biographies, classic literature, poems, magazines and newspapers, romance novels, et cetera. You can learn new vocabulary words, different ways to construct sentences, and after a while recognize who an author is just by the way that they write.
My next bit of advice would be to write on a fairly regular basis. Write whatever you want to, but don’t limit yourself to one genre. Challenge yourself by writing fan fiction, poetry, or even an advanced survival manual...
Monday, February 6, 2012
Don’t Worry I’m Not Dead…
just incredibly lazy about updating my blogs. Well besides that, incredibly stressed out with work. I’m having that all too familiar feeling we all have, the “I don’t get paid enough to put up with this bullshit!” feeling. I think it’s more than a dilemma though than a feeling. I’m actually thinking about falling back on my plan of finding a sugar daddy, participating in a medical research study, or becoming a stripper. At the moment though I don’t particularly feel like dealing with men, pretending I have depression, or learning how to walk in 6 inch clear high heels.
Decisions, decisions. Maybe I should have a root beer...
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Insomnia Musings About Ariel
Ariel has always been my favorite Disney princess. Despite barely knowing how to swim, when I was little I so desperately wanted to be a mermaid. I would watch the VHS tape over and over again. I also wondered how much fucking Manic Panic it took to get her hair to that shade. And also how in the hell did she get that shell bikini top to stay on perfectly. But watching the Little Mermaid now, I’m having some rather mixed feelings.
Ariel gave away her beautiful voice, to have a pair of legs. That’s messed up to trade whatever you have that makes you unique. I understand that by flipping your fins, you don’t get too far....
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