About Me

Well I let you ladies (I’m assuming most of you are ladies) decide what my next post should be, and you chose yours truly. This is also a perfect chance to introduce myself to visitors from Beauty By Krystal.

How old are you? I am going to turn 22 on January 3rd.

What do you do? I work as a caregiver, and I’m an accounting student, although I’m considering going to cosmetology school.

What do you do in your spare time? I read, write, watch TV, Google random beauty topics and videos on YouTube, and any random hobby that catches my interest.

Have you really made a Café Mocha Vodka Valium Latte? Not yet.

What was the last beauty item you purchased? Some Ardell “Holiday Cheers” lashes. They’re really long and covered in rhinestone sparkles. I have no idea where I will ever wear these, but they were 50% off, so I couldn’t resist.

Have you accomplished any of your Beauty Resolutions? Slowly but surely I’m working on it! I’ve already found my signature scent! Read the full article here. . . http://thebeautydepartment.com/2011/12/beauty-resolutions/


Why does your blog only have one beauty related article? I started this blog just to chronicle my petite hot mess self. It’s kind of like an online diary where I can talk about my crazy thoughts and hopefully entertain some of you. While I love anything hair, makeup and skincare related, I don’t want to feel trapped into one particular blog niche.

Are you really planning for the Zombie Apocalypse? Hell yeah I am! I think everyone has their own feeling about the end of the world, and I choose zombies. Even with all the planning in the world though, I still don’t think I’m ready!

What is the meaning behind “Lunacy and Best Wishes?” I wish I had a good answer for you! After a couple of shots, I let the vodka tell me what it wanted!

Thank you everyone for your e-mails! Any more questions, feel free to ask me. If you’re visiting from another blog, have a look around and comment/share/whatever!

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Hello my 5 blog readers. . .

It’s been a long time since I’ve written. I feel like I’ve been drowning in Business Statistics. Too much homework, too little time.


Other than that, not too much going on in my exciting life. I’m preparing for NaNoWriMo-National Novel Writing Month. I’ve written some badass English essays, but nothing compared to a 50,000+ word book in a 30 day time span. I will be stocking up on caffeine as I will not be sleeping much. I’m not complaining though, I can finally finish that book I’ve been meaning to write since high school and cross it off my bucket list.

Now in regards to my last post, I’m still having those confused hipster feelings. Although now I’m feeling the urge to purchase an X-box. That new Batman game is out now, I MUST HAVE IT! I have an undying love for Bruce Wayne, as demonstrated by my Batman tattoo. Yes, I really am that geeky. In fact, a friend and I have matching Batman tattoos. How awesome is that?!?!


Anyways, back to homework and figuring out what exactly I’m going to write this novel about.

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Ah! The Strangeness of College Life. . .

I’m having some rather abnormal feelings. . . an intense urge to bear through the horrible music at Barnes and Noble in search of Robert Frost. In case you’re wondering, he’s that guy who writes all those cool poems and junk. Normally I’m a fan of chick lit—specifically Chelsea Handler—but I’m having strange urges to read actual literature!

On one hand I feel extremely proud. I can be pretty AND smart?! NO WAY!! I feel like I’m very well on my way to becoming a productive member of society. On the other hand I think kind of like those indie hipster people that I (not so) secretly make fun of. I’ve even made a checklist of reasons why:

-I haven’t listened to the radio in a really long time. I’ve been listening to music of substance. John Lennon and Frank Sinatra please come back. . .You can take Ke$ha and Justin Bieber instead!

-I have an unusual love for skinny jeans and vintage fashion.

-I now have an upmost appreciation for coffee shops. Caffeine is my new lifeblood. And being from the Pacific Northwest, I have an undying love of coffee.

-I’m starting to care less and less about what is considered “cool” or “trendy”. I’m a big girl and can make my own decisions, thank you very much.

-The music inside Barnes and Noble isn’t actually that bad.

Maybe I should stop getting my indie/hipster definitions from Wikihow.

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I've missed you...

I'm talking about my blog -NOT A MAN- just for your information. But I don't really feel a need to explain myself considering about 5 people read my blog.

I feel bad for neglecting my blog for so long. Oh the perils of college life! I've been researching and writing countless research papers. I'm amazed that a human being can subsist on black tea and grilled cheeses with ham. Now when I'm up at 2 o'clock in the morning, I'm most likely reading a textbook and taking notes instead of watching random videos on Youtube. Although I still watch a decent amount of Youtube.

I don't feel much like a loser anymore. Somehow paying a ridicilous $95 for a USED math textbook and talking about how Mary Shelley uses both Romantic and Gothic elements in Frankenstein has a strange effect on me. Or maybe that strange effect is the blood that's running through my caffeine system.

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